75% levitation

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to even

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to get arrested

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!