the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to die at will.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!