- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get extra homework

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to eat socks

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

the ability to die on command

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power... to move you.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to think oppositely

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

Pointless Super Powers