the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to fly in space

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!