- Pointless Super Powers

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to not finish your....

The Power to touch MC Hammer

the power to misspell

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to see oxygen.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

the power to refreeze frozen ice

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!