The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

Power to make it rain sideways.

Infinite knowledge when dead

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to buy free things.

The Power to Fail in Failing

mint berry crunch

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The ability to die instantly

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to bread toast!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!