- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power of having two left hands.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to die

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to be born again

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to poop standing up

The ability to die instantly

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

Pointless Super Powers