The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to bread toast!

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the ability to die on command

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!