- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to control weather on Mars

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to read your own mind

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to be gay on command.

the power to write comic books

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

Pointless Super Powers