The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!