The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!