The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The Power to Power

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power... to move you.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!