The power to die at will.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The Power to Power

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to get extra homework

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!