The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!