The power to eat socks

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to be gay on command.

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lol

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!