the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The Power to Power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!