The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!