The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!