The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!