Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the power to write comic books

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!