- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the ability to enjoy school

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to start time.

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

The power to be blind

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to eat food

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

to do nothing

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

Pointless Super Powers