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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to breathe

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power of hindsight

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!