- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

The power to smell whore

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to turn things in to wood

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The ability to smooth a criminal

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

Pointless Super Powers

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls