the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to speak only one language

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Ladder hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!