the power to summon a pen, once

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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lol

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!