The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!