- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to see oxygen.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to always be at half mast.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

Pointless Super Powers