The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to die

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The power to think of food

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to bread toast!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!