The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to get extra homework

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I'm a giant di

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to police irony

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!