The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to be invisible when singing

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Nothing

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!