- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power... to move you.

The power to create a pointless superpower

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to open doors that are unlocked

Pointless Super Powers