The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!