- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be born again

The ability to die instantly

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to poop standing up

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to misspell

The power to see oxygen.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

Pointless Super Powers