- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to never be old but died at young age

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

Pointless Super Powers