- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to make water expire.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to die at will

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to make your nose blink.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

Pointless Super Powers