- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to ignore useful information

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to be asleep while in bed

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

Pointless Super Powers