The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to think of food

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!