The power to microwave bread

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!