The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!