- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to shit without squinting.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

Pointless Super Powers