The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to self destruct

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!