The power to absolutely nothing

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!