- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

Nothing

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to read your own mind

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to bread toast!

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to lose all your limbs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

Pointless Super Powers