- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

the ability to see through air

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to divide by 0

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

75% levitation

mint berry crunch

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

i love to make shit brix

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

Pointless Super Powers