the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power... to move you.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!