The power to get arrested

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to die at will

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!