The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!