The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power of hindsight

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!