- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to bread toast!

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to misspell

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to see oxygen.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

Pointless Super Powers