The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!