- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to control weather on Mars

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the power to read your own mind

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to die at will

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

to not blink for 5 seconds

Pointless Super Powers