The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!