The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!