the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!